This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to a club after turning 21. I went on my birthday actually. The club is in a slightly shady section around the Dayton mall. I went with two friends, one of whom's sister actually worked there previously. He knew the girl at check in and she didn't even check our IDs. I believe the club is 21 and up because of the bar. We walked in. No one was there except for a couple customers. There only seemed to be 5 strippers tops. The rotation on stage was very slow with one dancer being up there 30 minutes at a time. It got boring. Most girls were not worth the tip on stage. Girls I did tip I tipped out of pity. Highest girl in here was a 7. There was a very annoying stripper who kept gesturing me over to give her a tip and I finally had had enough and just ignored her. She got mad and went over to the one other group of patrons. Did I mention this girl looked like a Jersey Shore character? Very tiny shots of random alcohol were available for $4 each. My friend got 3 beer bottles for $4.50 each. One was called a "fuzzy naval." How appealing does that sound. My friend said it tasted like a sweet tart. Took a very long time to use my coupon for a free dance (not really free anyway though because your forced to tip). Got a dance from a black chick with a 3 face, but a nice ass. Good contact, although it was my birthday so probably not that good normally. All strippers only get down to bikinis and where pasties. I really hate pasties. I imagine this club was a lot nastier, but new management brought it up to a decent shape. Projection screen playing football. I believe cover is normally $5, but I got in for free because I had a promo card. The hottest girl there was a blonde waitress with big breasts, but she had some very loud and scary tourettes. I felt bad for her. Overall I got really bored really fast. Very few dancers. Crappy stage dancing on a tiny stage. Lap dances normally $25, but I talked her down to $20 for my second one. They try to sell $40 tshirt and dance combos as well as ones with free DVDs.