This has got to the the...

This has got to the the club that offers the most "mileage" that I have ever seen.

When I first walked in, I went to the bar for a drink. I wasn't really in the mood for a drink, but there was a drink limit, so I approached the bar. I had to stand there for at least 10 minutes before they served me my 5 dollar bottle of Coors Light.

I sat down and waited about 15 minutes for a dancer to approach me. A Latin woman came over, sat on my lap, and pressed her breasts in my face. The dance was great, a lot of touching all over, until the end where she let me know that I had just had 4 dances, and it was going to cost 40 dollars. The only tip I gave her was the 10 dollar tequila shot she had me buy her.