We showed up shortly after midnight...

We showed up shortly after midnight and paid the $15 cover charge. The place was pretty busy, and there were a surprising number of women there, mostly hot. The dancers themselves were also in general quite attractive. Being from California, it was nice to be in a place where they serve alcohol and the dancers get completely nude. Well... eventually. It took at least a whole song for any of the girls to get their tops off, and when they were finally fully nude, they were done within a minute or so. Tips were accepted unenthusiastically, without anything to really motivate the tipper.

Despite that, I decided to go ahead and get a dance, for the shockingly high price of $70. I decided to go ahead and do a full $100 to see what that would get me. Calling it a lap dance would be a misnomer, since she made no contact with my lap at all. She did strip down and dance fully nude in front of me for a full two songs, but there was essentially no contact. She told me not to touch her above the knee, and at one point, her breast brushed my cheek, but it was almost accidental. Despite how hot she was, by the second song, I was honestly just bored and ready to be done.