This is by far the best...

This is by far the best strip club I've been to in the last 30 years. Here's why: 1) lots of girls on stage at any given time, showing everything they can--many opening their lips to make a better target for guys to throw their dollar bills at; 2) lots of girls circulating around the stage, rubbing against you for a dollar tip and a wannadance--minilapdances, tits in face, etc. but without tons of pressure if you're not interested in a private session; 3) fair number of guys bringing their girlfriends with them--one of whom went topless on stage while she had a nude lapdance, another who was getting a lapdance in the "couch dance" area; 4) friendly "pathetic losers" on the barstool next to me, one of whom shared his BYOB and friendly conversation; 5) non-professional, unattached, female visitors--three lovely young black ladies took turns sitting on the chair next to me, chatting among themselves, and apparently having a fun time looking at the naked women; 6) seemingly-enthusiastic, extended cuntlicking session right there on stage four feet away from you; 7) highly cost-effective--once I'd paid my $20 admission, three and a half hours of handing out dollar bills cost another $45; and 8) the promise of many extras if you did want to partake of the private dances--I prefer to avoid these extras though, since they come with the potential of incurable diseases, both fatal and non-fatal, so can't comment, though my barstool neighbor mentioned that he had played a little hide-the-finger with one of the wannadancers, so I imagine that if such extras are available outside the private room, then more boundaries can be pushed inside. One of the wannadancers spent twenty minutes sitting on my knee just chatting and drinking a glass of water, even though I'd made it clear that this was not necessarily her profit-maximizing strategy.

Slightly lame aspects: 1) "couch dance" area looks like some sort of weird bus station waiting area; and 2) in the private-room area, the dancers want $2 to tell you what they would charge for a private show (which I didn't try).