Went to the 5 again for...

Went to the 5 again for the first time in awhile.

I won't reiterate all the details of the club, partly because I was quite pissed, one of those after work couple of beers turning into a drinking marathon. The cover was 10 bucks, it's probably more on the weekends. The bouncers were very friendly, I tipped one guy $10 and he sent every chick he could my way and ignored my lurching/staggering walks to the can as the evening progressed and the suds kept flowin'. The upstairs was cleaner than my last visit, they bought some new sofas (chesterfields with no gross stains) and the man at the door never bothered me during any dances.

There was a decent selection of women of all good shapes and sizes, the attractive girls far outnumbered the Fuglies. The stage shows were good, no big names but a good effort was put out by the dancers. The VIP hard sell wasn't bad at all, the girls were friendly, happy to do some small talk and receptive to drink offers. The super heavy-hitters didn't seem to be there for the VIP but there was enough new talent to more than make up for it. The dances are still brutally priced at $50/dance however several attractive ladies pried open my wallet while I handled the wares. I left with a phone number and didn't have to perform CPR on my wallet to get it; I'll be back.