I know some people still love...

I know some people still love this place, but I am amazed this club remains in the top 20. It used to be a lock--a surefire I am coming home pennyless and happy club. Not anymore.

I arrived at 7pm on a Tuesday. Cover was $3. I approached the bar after allowing my eyes to adjust to the darkest club ever, Bud and Bud Lite on tap are your only beer selections. Tap beer in a 10 oz glass $4. But the next guy who ordered a beer got his for $3. I confronted the bartender to ask why mine was $4 and his was $3. She said she may have accidentally said $4 by mistake. The decor/physical club is old and run down, no dj, several patrons reeked of pig shit (welcome to Kokomo). Girls dance to 3 song sets. The bar is medium sized with one stage. One huge positive was there were no less than 15 girls on a Tuesday. Someone was always on stage and for the most part the girls were between 6-8s a few lower ender 4s. After their set, only about half the girls walk the club for tips. Most who did go around just walk up, ask, and then pull out the side hip area of their thongs say thanks and walk away. A few will give you the boobs to the face or a kiss on the cheek, while one did flash the kitty and gave a good grind. Private dances are held along the back wall of the club on regular chairs. I had two seperate set of "privates". The first was from a blonde with a set of C cups. The first dance was less than inspired. Her second dance was unfortunately more of the same. Hot ass girl boring private. The second was a blonde with natural Ds. Average amount of ass to crotch grinding, no stick shifting, no kissing, an average dance nothing special at all. Neither girl returned to sit with me after the dances which I thought was odd considering I tipped the first $5 and the second $10. Both went to the back and then sat with regulars. Be aware of the pushy ass sticky fingered waitress, I paid for a beer with a $20 and she tried to give me back $12.

I was asked numerous times the infamous, "You aint from around here. Are ya?" After 2 hours no girls had bother to ask to sit down or even given me the time of day. I felt ignored and bored. I left with $400 bucks still in my pocket and a longing for the good old days at the HH. If you want to just go to a club and see good looking women dance on stage then this club is perfect, you maybe disappointed with your private dances. You most assuredly will be disappointed with the decor, drink value, and staff they are all very poor. Overall I was less than impresssed. Both waitress and bartender were trying to scam. The girls sat exclusively with regulars and it was hard to get any one on one time. If I was a rock who nursed a beer didn't tip and just wanted to stare and boobs great, but given its reputation as a Top 20 Club and what it once WAS. It was very disappointing.