First of all, I hate valet...

First of all, I hate valet parking. I parked on the street and walked over. Pretty nice neighborhood, no worries.

Club is deserted. Two other guys sitting in the place, one with a dancer. Dancer on stage says "hi", I say "hi". I sit and order a drink. Dancer on stage finishes her set, retires to dressing room. Dancer sitting with guy #2 gets up on stage, does set. No one else comes out of the dressing room. These women are stupid - either that or they don't want to earn any money. I have a pocket full of cash. The managers are stupid too - why would you allow your dancers to disappear into the back, and not come out again? Not 'entertain' the few customers you have? When dancer #2 retires to the dressing room, and a third comes out to dance, I make a bee-line to the restroom. At least there is no towel jockey on duty. I return to my table, finish my beer, and vamoose.

Why even bother staying open on a Saturday afternoon if you're not going to have any dancers willing to mingle? Waste of everyone's time.