After having read the reviews here,...

After having read the reviews here, I gave this place a shot during my most recent trip to Chicago. I think I might have more favorable reviews if my GPS hadn't directed me through some of the more frightening neighborhoods I've driven through since my college days living in West Philly... so point #1, if you're in Chicago and headed here, ignore your GPS if it doesn't keep you on the highways! Or do what I did and just don't stop at the red lights.

Knowing it was a non-alcohol club, I had a couple of drinks beforehand, but even with that it just didn't feel right sitting there without drinking. I got in, paid my cover, sat down near but not immediately next to the stage, and settled in nursing a Coke. Maybe the girls aren't used to somewhat generous tipping after their stage shows, or the place was fairly dead (more girls than guests), but ended up having company more than not. Can't say I'd have picked the girls that sat with me, and can't say they picked up on my hints to move on, but would still rather have the company than not so no real complaints.

Of course the whole deal here is the big lapdance special, so even though I wasn't quite ready, I had to jump when the girls lined up, did their walkthrough, and the offer was 4 dances for $60. I ended up grabbing a girl that hadn't been one of the ones that chatted me up - but she was the hottest one there (at least what I liked at the time). Nice private-appearing room for the dance, and she certainly did get nude. Very, very attractive girl. The dance was fine, but not really mind-blowing - somewhat anti-climatic (pun intended) to be honest. Maybe she really wasn't in the mood, maybe I'm used to a few beers instead of a Coke, maybe her constant shifting of the little hanky on my lap got on my nerves, or maybe the shitty drive there put me in a bad mood, but it just didn't work for me.