I'm giving this a Six, to...
I'm giving this a Six, to be fair. I had far less than a "6" experience, but I blame myself for the most part. This was my annual trip to Tampa, and reading of the demise, mileage wise, of several of my haunts from years past, I decided, what the hell, I've never been to Seven Seas before. And I had just come off a nice win at the casino, so I was in a WTF kind of mood. I didn't sit at the stage, although maybe that was mistake no. 1: stageside mileage looked quite nice...several dudes enjoyed thighs wrapped around their nicks for small tips.. Mistake no. 2 was taking up the offer of my visitor #1 to go to the back room: she was young and cute, but, as I soon discovered on mistake #3, did not deliver on the promise of, in a half-hour back room retreat, making Mr. Happy happy, for which I unfortunately paid for a $100 upsell, money up front, please and thank you. Her hands stayed outside the pants, mine stayed off the muff...I hoped for a little more...well, a lot more for a c-note. Other dancers may do much better for other customers wiser than me..I can't judge. Anyway, I can't blame the club. Hence the Six.
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