You can find "Show Girls" in...

You can find "Show Girls" in a small side-street near Les Halles. It's open from early afternoon to late evening, with a change in the girls around 7pm. It may seem quite expensive to get in, especially when you realise how small the place is - it's a bit scruffy and it can only hold about two dozen people. The front row seats in particular are very cramped up against the stage - I swear my knees have never recovered!

However, you don't judge a book by its cover and you don't judge a club by its decor - you judge it by its girls. And the girls are fabulous! The last time I was there I was gobsmacked by just how friendly and attractive they were.

The individual acts are quite long and very, very horny. Some of the girls just stay on the stage and do regulation strips, but there's a lot of vibrator and dildo use as well. And some of them come down into the audience, where lots of contact takes place - indeed, it's encouraged. I had one lovely girl sitting onmy lap with her legs wide open, encouraging me and others in the audience to finger her and to use a funny little vibrating egg on her pussy - and it was all done with such humour, openness and sexiness that it was a real turn-on. One night there was a young Asian couple sitting in the front row, and the most gorgeous girl came on - a well-made, very curvy blonde. Well, she made a bee-line for the Asian girl and almost raped her - got her top off and fondling her boobs - much to her husband's evident enjoyment. Again there was dildo use, with the Asian girl wielding the implement.

So, despite the price, the show represents terrific value - it's one of the best strip clubs I've ever been to in my life!