To be fair, I was on...

To be fair, I was on a road trip and stopped first at the Pink Pony in Atlanta, GA. That club was amazing, this one however, left a lot to be desired. The location of the club is not conducive to bringing in a large clientele, or a great selection of ladies. I came in, ordered a beer, and drank almost half of it before anyone besides the stunningly beautiful bartender spoke to me. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't have taken notice, however I was one of 2-3 customers in the club. (It was only about 6pm or so) A very attractive blonde came and sat with me, light conversation mostly revolving around how she was inviting people to come in that night because she needed money to get her driver's license back... With this in mind, I thought it would be a good time to ask for a dance, which I did- she of course obliged, however she wanted to go do her set first- no big deal except there were 4 dancers before her, each performing to 3-4 songs each. (this of course was unbeknownst to me prior to accepting the terms) During this time, there was a young lady, somewhat flat chested however attractive and full of energy dancing on the stage, so I went to tip her. While I was away, the blonde vixen conspired with her friend to get both of them in on the deal~ of course I accepted taking two dancers, after all, the nude lap dances are $40 per song (a little steep in my opinion), so I figured, knock out two birds with one stone. Finally, the girls went up on stage, nothing impressive there- should have been an indicator to renig on getting a dance from them, and go with the other girl. I am a man of my word, so I stuck to my guns... Bad idea... When they finally came off of the stage, they had to go change, another 4 songs down... Go to the other side of the club (topless with bar on one side, totally nude with soft-drinks on the other) to redeem my long awaited prize. After consulting the doorman about what is ok, and what is not while doing lap-dances (really??? and yes, i am being serious here) the first girl took me into the dark unknown of the nude club. Two strikes against both girls- 1) no clothing came off until after half of the song was over 2) i have had more contact at BWWs than these girls gave me in my lap-dance... Seriously, the most contact was the blonde using my knees as crutches since she hasn't yet mastered walking and dancing in heels. Overall, seriously disappointed in the entire experience, probably won't go back regardless of how boring the highway gets.