A diamond in the rough.....a very...

A diamond in the rough.....a very very small diamond in the rough. That pretty much sums up this place. I think its been well established that its very small. I would describe it has a superbowl party where 30 too many people showed up. All the chairs are facing the stage and dancers are occupying half of them. I walk in, not a seat available. 10 dollar cover because a porn star was there. Not sure who it was and not sure why I didn't ask. Anyways, I'm standing along the wall because there were no seats available. An Italian girl walks up to me and makes it very clear she's ready to play. She says the deal is 20 dollar floor dances, 30 dollar booth dances, or 150 VIP booth dances where the curtain would be closed and we could negotiate our time in there. I think the 150 is for 3 songs, but I'm not sure. Since there were no seats, I took the 30 option. This turned into an upgraded session but the curtain remained open. Let's just say this girl was very convincing for me to drop some money and I left feeling it was money well spent. Oh, forgot to mention the booth set up. From what I could tell, there are three booths, all with curtains. Middle was closed when I walked by, which is probably a good thing because it was lighter in there than I would have hoped. Beers were $5 so not bad at all. The place is hidden but marked like others have said. Pm me if you need any other info but please send me something worthwhile in return. I live in the midwest so this is not my normal stomping ground. From what I've read of other philly clubs, this seems to be your best bet. Staying downtown without a car? Then this is your only choice.