Cheaters
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245 Allens Ave Providence, RI 02905

So, I was having a rough...

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adokimus3
Jul 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

So, I was having a rough night and decided to check out Cheaters for the first time. I'm not sure if the visit helped my spirits. It's not for the faint of heart. Nor is it a particularly friendly bunch. I got hit for a cover at the door and the bouncer was a rude one. I don't blame him, as most of the customers looked a bit shady. Once my eyes adjusted to the dark, I took the place in. Thank god for the dark lighting. Wow, what a bunch of old, run down, overweight, wart-covered trolls. The place is nasty inside and I was being eyed like fresh meat to a bunch of starving, mutated, sewer wolves. I turned down 4 "girls" just to make it two feet to the bar to grab a much-needed beer. There's a room off to the side for nude dances, I went in and found a plump blonde. Despite the weight, she had a pretty face. She immediately hit me with some options, all the way up to FS. Not too expensive either. I talked with her for a bit, but turned her down to do a walk around the "club." There's pool upstairs, nowhere is clean or classy, but I managed. There were probably 10 dancers on shift and I wanted to wash my hands just from looking at them. But, eventually there was a diamond in the rough. A very slim and young latina with a smoking hot body. She hustled me a bit, and ended up raising her price from what she told me, getting me to pay near $180, but she delivered. The blonde was pissed that I took someone else in back, but I wouldn't mind trying her next time. The tight latina was a gem here though. I wish she put a little more sexiness into her routine, but I had fun with her regardless. So, if you've had a tetanus shot recently and don't mind getting dirty, I recommend checking this place out, but only if you're patient enough to find the one girl out of a dozen that is do-able. But, maybe I got lucky, because if the latina and blonde weren't there, I would have run out frightened and scratching out my eyeballs. Or maybe I was unlucky, maybe there are usually more gems? Just don't forget to bring protection. Whoever this "bareback" reviewer is, he's gotta have a death wish.

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