I have been to the other...

I have been to the other three Knoxville strip clubs over the years. This was my first venture to the Emerald Club. It is basically one large room about 1/3 of which is the stage and then a separate private lap dance area.

Most the girls were just ok. One hottie was there but she sat the entire time with boyfriend(s)? except for her time on stage. There was one very aggressive Eastern-bloc appearing woman who appeared so flat-chested that I initially declined (I have forgotten her name but if she's there you'll know. After a lame LD from another girl. I decided to try the Eastern-Bloc girl. In fact she gave a decent lap dance, had amazingly long erect nipples, and really worked it. Unfortunately the lap dance area- a long row of chairs in a space the size of a hallway was constantly under bouncer surveillance. I am a rule follower, but even I got yelled at several times for my hands leaving the sides of the chair (once because the dancer was literally falling).

Overall, the best you will get in Knoxville, but also an incredible waste of money.