I'm a frequent customer. I...

I'm a frequent customer. I would say that the Gras can often be a good club, occasionally a great club... but it is highly dependent on the time of the day/week you are there, and the girls you happen to interact with. Great bar atmosphere, both upstairs and downstairs, and the somewhat upscale menu from the attached restaurant is excellent. But we're not really there for the food and drinks, right? The evening shift dancers are hotter looking in general, and more plentiful. Friday nights when the club is teeming with Playboy model quality girls, well it doesn't get any better. There's something for every taste.

I was there last Thursday evening. In summer Thursday is "bike night" in Spfld., so the entertainment district was jammed with bikes and bikers... be forewarned, it's quite a jam. Quite a few couples were in evidence and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. There were one or two stunning dancers that evening, but I couldn't get the attention of either of them. The rest were so-so, not inspiring me enough to get laps or a Champagne Room session. I like to hang out at the front upstairs bar, which offers a big-screen TV and convenient view of the girls entering and exiting the dressing room. It's all very chill. Thursday was not one of my most enjoyable outings at MG, but there's a huge element of luck involved... YMMV, as we say.

Once you start to get familiar with the club after a few visits, you'll probably find one or two girls you just can't wait to see again. Unfortunately, the website is run by a retarded monkey, who can't figure out how to get the dancer schedule to work...