After looking over this site and...

After looking over this site and trying to find a good Long Island strip club, I landed on this place. What a mistake - it was so pathetic that it makes me wonder whether the other reviews re this club are legit. The place is in a strip mall, the guys at he door took my license and wrote down virtually every detail from it. The interior is smaller than hell, the "stage" is really more like couple of tables thrown together and there were maybe 5 girls total working - and none of them were hot or friendly at all. Plus the bartender was rude. Mixed drink 9 bucks. They have a couple curtained off areas for lap dances but I didn't see anyone worth spending money on. Also, wtf is the deal with the ugly pasties? This place is awful. There HAS to be a better place on the Island.