On a whim I decided to...

On a whim I decided to visit Scarlett's on a day off. The place is located conveniently beside the highway on/off ramps, which threw me off at first because I thought the place could not be that easy to find. The outside of the building is fairly plain, and the parking decent with complimentary valet. As you enter the establishment you are greeted by a lovely lady at the front desk, and in case you are not quite ready to completely enter or exit there are couches just inside the entrance. The cover charge was $10, which was a surprise because their website indicated the charge was $10 after 7pm. Evidently the website is in severe need of updating. The lady at the front desk did not care. The inside is very comfortable with decent chairs around the main floor, and a few stairs up are fabric couches. There is a main stage, two side stages, and VIP stage. The roof is high, which lets the dance poles fairly high. The Music was loud and the overall ambiance was very Miami club like. I thought the music was a bit too loud, but at least the sound system seemed tuned well. Price wise the table dances were $15, while the private dances ranged from $25 - $35 depending on the quality of room selected. The less expensive rooms had vinyl couches in various grades of disrepair, and windows all around so I don't really see how they consider it private. The rooms also included a TV playing porn... Wait, why would I need porn?! The more expensive rooms include a nicer layout with more privacy, i.e., proper couches and no windows. The bouncers were obvious, but not stifling and I found the quality of patronage to be well mixed. If you spend a lot of time there you might end up quite hungry, which is unfortunate because the food there is quite underwhelming. A dancer tried to point me to the better menu items, but I did not listen. I suspect she now considers me a bit slow.

The dancers were all great. There were some that looked decent but had great physical skills. Some looked great but were not what I would call the best movers and shakers. Some looked great and moved great. Overall there were more 7's early in the evening and as it got closer to midnight the club filled out with more dancers and customers. The superstars showed up later in the evening, but by superstars I don't mean they gave great lap dances. One of the ultra pretty Latina dancers gave me a dance that was physically on par with my favorite dancer, but the attitude was a bit arrogant yet needy. In contrast there were other dancers that were not classically as pretty, but were so ridiculously fun that I wanted to empty my wallet right there to keep them around for the rest of the night. I think I would have overdosed on fun. I only had one dancer get pushy, but she proved herself worthy of attention. The dances ranged from smooth and relaxed to aggressive and rough. Not one of the ladies offered extras, but I prefer it that way. Instead of going over the boundaries the ladies walked the line, sometimes doing things that were so creative that I had to laugh. The dancers at Scarlett's really are entertainers.

In summary there were two downsides. The food was generic, and the basic private rooms were anything but. On the other hand there were great bonuses, such as a wide variety of good to great dancers. I will definitely visit Scarlett's again.