My first time to a strip...

My first time to a strip club, and god damn was it fucking awesome. I guess you could say my lack of experience may cloud my judgement, so I'll just put that put that out there. Also, this was about a year ago, so my memory is a bit hazy..

We were trying to get our cabbie to hook us up with a good place, but he kept suggesting spots that just seemed way out of our price range. Eventually he mentioned "this one place down town where all the girls are young and out to prove something", but they didn't serve alcohol because the girls were all under 21. Maybe he didn't have very good relations with the management, cause it really took him forever to finally bring this place up. Luckily it seemed right up our alley.

We get there and we're greeted by a pretty shady looking place in pretty dark area. Inside there was a metal detector and a big burley security guard. I was wearing a baseball cap and shorts, so I was worried there might be some kind of dress code and I'd have to expose my epic hat hair... But no, they didn't seem to care. The place was pretty empty, only two or three other patrons there, other than myself and my three comrades. There was nobody sitting at the stage seats, so we sat down there.