I had had a string of...

I had had a string of less-than-stellar visits here the last few years, but after a few good experiences this spring, I figured the place was on the rebound. I was wrong. The new business model here seems to be lowering the quality of the dancers -- and dances -- while simultaneously jacking up the prices. I guess if you are a regular and know the girls, you might get a discount, but $30 seems to be the new starting point for most girls, even the unattractive ones, and there are certainly a lot of them these days.

Arrived between 6 and 7PM and it was sort of dead. Bored girls and bored customers. Got a beer and was approached by an overweight, unattractive dancer who I would have given a tip to put more clothes on. She immediately asked me for a dance and out of curiosity I asked her how much: $30. I managed not to laugh in her face.

I did get two lackluster dances from a decent-looking MILFy blonde who only charged me $25 each. She then said it was three songs instead of two. I paid rather than argue. She then tried to upsell me to the VIP. Uh, no. I left before it got dark outside, with a couple hundred dollars I planned to spend still in my pocket.