I recently visited the Hollywood Show...

I recently visited the Hollywood Show Club and had a great time. It’s a nice club with friendly girls and staff. It’s a good thing I don’t live nearby because I would probably spend so much time and money there I would be broke and divorced.

I had passed through Saint Louis on a number of occasions when I was unable to partake in the nearby strip clubs in Washington Park (ahem, the wife and/or family were with me) but I finally found myself in that fair city with an opportunity to take in the local “talent”. First off, most or all of the WP clubs on the venerable TUSCL are within about a 1 mile radius which makes club hopping very possible and there are a range of styles to fit each man’s taste, i.e. seedy to stylish. To find these businesses, just take the Kingshighway exit off of I64 in Washington Park/ East Saint Louis and you are in peeler central. If you are travelling on I64, especially approaching from the east, you can see two VERY OBVIOUS clubs, one being Hollywood Show Club. Note – I have been told by friends and acquaintances for many years about the general urban decay of ESL and left the interstate expecting to see “gangstas” hanging out on the corners and general distress all around me. What I saw was a neighborhood populated by poor African Americans. It was broad daylight when I stopped (not one to take chances) and the neighborhood may have been a bit rundown but the denizens were mostly inside since it was oppressively hot this day.

I couldn’t wait to enter Hollywood, I had seen it so many times from I64, plus it was a TUSCL top 10, a rating I had never had the pleasure to sample. I was literally nervous on the walk from my car to the club. It was 5:00 pm on a Sunday – not the best time to visit a strip joint but it was the best I could do. I entered and there was no cover charge or anyone at the door checking IDs (Sunday evening?). It was much darker than outside so it took a little while for my eyes to adjust. When I entered I could see it was an open room layout with a bar and two stages with lovely naked bodies writhing around. My first stop was the bathroom to take a piss and give my eyes time to adjust. It was clean, decorated well (some sort of gold spaceship theme?) and private. The hall leading to the bathrooms also houses a smaller area with a third stage which was closed on this day and the entrance to the private dance rooms.

Upon returning to the main room I sat at a loveseat near the largest stage. There were 10-12 dancers with two girls on stage and maybe twice that many customers. There was one Asian dancer and the rest were white or light skinned hispanic. About half were thin and half curvier, with the assets to match! A darling young lady with beautiful eyes soon joined me, gave me a standard handshake, and after a little conversation gave me the Washington Park handshake I’ve read in other reviews! She was very friendly but, since I had just arrived, I wasn’t interested in a private dance so she moved on to other customers. I eventually moved to a stage seat and set out 2$. The dancer on stage gave me more attention for $2 than most strippers at other clubs offer during a pvt dance. She was a petite hot blonde hard body, with small firm tits that matched her physique. She smelled lovely all over and let me stroke her legs and hips and placed my hands on her outstanding tits; I was in heaven. When her dance was over she left the stage, freshened up, and sat on my lap (top off) to make pleasant conversation and let my hands roam. She told me that, in pvt, I could touch any part of her so I gave it a try. The rate for privates is $25 per song and she offered multiple song discounts if I wanted to negotiate up front. I decided to try song-to-song even though I knew it might be expensive. The private rooms have beds but no doors so even though you get to lie down and have a super cute young girl crawl all over you, it isn’t very private. In spite of the lack of privacy, she was so wonderful I didn’t care. She left her g-string on but, it hardly mattered, I was able to touch her every inch of her and she reciprocated through my clothing. She offered every bit of herself to my mouth as well, but there are some things I save for my marriage bed, so I declined. She used her body and hands on my member and made me VERY HAPPY after only two songs. I paid her, and left the club.

In total, I spent $7 on a bottle of water, no pressure to buy drinks but I felt obliged since there was no cover, $2 tips on three dancers, and $55 for two songs +tip in the private area for a grand total of $64 for 1.5 hrs. YMMV but I found the dancers beautiful, very friendly, and open to mutual touching. The one thing I found annoying was the TV’s with porn showing. This distracted from the beautiful ladies who should be the focus of our attention.