OK now I admit I am...

OK now I admit I am fairly new to the whole SC scene, but having missed this clubs heyday I can say I am sorry. So I work at a head shop, hence my nifty net handle, I always give 10% off per boobie discount when women want a deal... and my boss isnt around. Sadly last night I saw more boobies at work than I did at the club after. I tend to work the night shift and my special lady friend didnt get off work till about 4am. Being that bars close at 2 and I got off work at 12 I says to my self why the hell not. I go there on the way home get there 12:30ish to 1 order my beer decently hot girl comes by and gives the good ol " Would like a dance?" Well normally I would pace myself but I really dont have the time. 2 lackluster mostly ass shaking air dances and only $16 later. I say good day and wait to see who comes by. To my surprise no one does! Then I noticed something there are only 3, THREE not 2 not 4 just THREE god damned dancers and at least 20 customers. luckily the huge flat screen had some women's basket ball so I could at least ogle some ladies. So as I sit finishing my beer I noticed some of the female customers started to give lap dances to their boyfriends. Seriously if it is that dead let them do some amateur stages. Now it is dirt cheap and close to my place so I will be heading back there at some point. I wont let this experience ruin this place the beers were 3 bucks and there are some naked ladies and it is down the street. But the waitress (who never never dances belive me i asked) told me that they often close early on sunday and mondays. She also said that they are knocking down part of the vip area. What is the Point of a vip that costs more but isnt private and wont let you get anything extra even if it is still cheap...

I will keep you posted on any updates as I think I have found a good sports bar and thats probably it.