Stopped into Deja Vu NoHo on...

Stopped into Deja Vu NoHo on Saturday around 4pm. Had a rough day working the weekend and decided I needed to unwind. Had not been to this club in easily 6 or 7 years and I don't remember the last visit other than I went with my girlfriend at the time. So this would be my first solo flight there. I was a little disappointed considering the great reviews I'd read prior to this. At first only four (4) girls were on shift with only one who would qualify as "stripper" hot named Kaden and even she had a bit of butter face. A few more girls came in during the night shift including a decent new girl named California, a deceptively cute girl named Raven (I think), another hot girl with tats (and I can't remember her name) and a girl named Rhea. I figured I needed to at least get one dance with one girl to test the mileage and went with Rhea. The $20 initial dance area is not really intimate and Rhea proceeded to give me very possibly the worst, most non-interactive dance I've ever received. She had just arrived and I'm not saying all her dances would be this uninspiring but certainly I had not desire to spend another $20 on her. As I left a tall, white dancer named Velvet sat with me for a bit. Nice girl who said she'd only been working for 5 days as a dancer after taking a semester off from her double major at Chicago University. Her breath reeked of smoke and her school story is almost certainly not true but she was a nice girl and I thought of throwing her a bone and doing a dance with her but while she wasn't an unattractive girl there was something non-sexy about her. Maybe cuz she's new at the biz. On the plus side, the four (4) waitresses I saw were all smoking hot so maybe I should have asked them for a dance. Overall though a disappointing visit.