Was in New Orleans on business...

Was in New Orleans on business and stayed in a hotel near Bourbon St. Had not been there in some years so I took a stroll. The woman standing in the doorway held a sign "Tits and Whiskey What else could a man want". I went in, place was pretty dark and the stage is on the side not in front of you. I started to question why I came in to this place. A dancer came over and introduced herself and must have asked me 10 times what my name was. She offered a lap dance for $20 in their "private" section, which was on the other side of the stage and on wood chairs. The lap dance was pretty lame as she spent more time trying to get me upstairs for more action. Given the looks of the place I did not take her up on the offer.