First, I had a really hard...

First, I had a really hard time finding this place. Putting the Address into a GPS wasn’t much help. I kept circling the area until I finally found it. TUSCL had the best directions. It is BEHIND the shopping center, BUT, you gain to access the back, through the front parking lot. Confusing, I know. Anyway, once I found it I thought, What a great location for a strip club. I got there around 4:00pm. They charged a cover to enter, $5 I think.

Once inside, I see that the room setup has a lot of potential. Two stages, only one in use during my time of visit, and plenty of tables and chairs. I went to the bar to order a Rum and Coke, but the bartender advised me against it as they are “weak” b/c management makes them measure out the alcohol. Thanks for the tip, I got a beer instead. Next stop, the coin-operated pool table. It had definitely seen better days. It was in the dimly lit corner; however the walls were lined with mirror. This allowed me to check out the girls on stage, without appearing interested. The girls did 2 song sets and there was plenty of kitty flashing. When I was on the stage, tipping a few dollars here and there resulted in a nice show…no contact though. One spinner struck up a conversation. Long story short, she offered private dance $20 topless, $30 nude. I asked her which type she preferred to provide, without skipping a beat she said nude (all about the $$).

Once we went to the lapdance area, a large dark room with “couches” which resembled commercial office furniture in a waiting area than a sofa in someone house, she tried to pull a fast one. “Forty-doller” she said, nope it was $30. She tried to maintain that she quoted $40, but I wasn’t having it. The lap dance itself was quite uninspired. I was told not to touch her with my hands (wtf?) I left afterward with my ears ringing from the excessively loud music.