This place has got to be...

This place has got to be a joke. From the outside, the place looked no bigger than a convenience store out in the country. I was surprised that there was no charge. When I went and sat down, a lady checked my ID. There was a bar, tables, stage, and one single lap dance couch against the back wall. The girls played their songs from a jukebox, as there was no DJ. The bartender and waitress/owner also got on stage and danced. The other girls looked decent. When I left, two guys in the parking lot asked me if it was a good club, and I told them they should go to Jaguars instead.