Oh how the mighty have fallen....

Oh how the mighty have fallen. This used to be "the" place in central Florida. Not so much anymore. On this Friday night, the night before a NASCAR race, the place was dead. Sure there were a handful of girls sitting at the bar playing with their phones, but very few interested in working. Not sure I get the logic on that. Eventually I did have one approach and did two dances. If you aren't familiar with the club, the rules are pretty consistent. You can touch almost anywhere short of jamming your thumb somewhere grandma wouldn't approve of. Some will even offer similar touching back :). It helps if the gal is a regular and is used to the high contact. If it's an out-of-town circuit broad, don't expect nearly as much mileage. It probably goes without saying that the younger (dare I say prettier), the less likely you are to thoroughly and completely enjoy yourself.

Now, that said, the talent level is not what it used to be either. If you go at 11pm on a Friday or Saturday, you will do just fine. You used to be able to go for Happy Hour on a weekend night and have your choice of 8's. Now you have your choice of 5-6's.

And for the record, every post here about the song length is spot-on. I was bored (while no one approached because they were busy playing Angry Birds or Brickbreaker) and used my phone to time the songs. 2:30! Not a second more or second less for about 8 songs in a row. So bear that in mind after you plunk down $10 for the mandatory bracelet to go VIP and $20 a song once there. Also, watch out for a middle-aged but fairly attractive brunette named Theresa. She actually slaps a mandatory $5 surcharge per song if you touch the boobs. And tells you about if AFTER the fact!! Ok, so they were really nice, but still, woulda been nice to have a heads up.