Visited on a Tuesday night with...

Visited on a Tuesday night with a couple buddies. $8 cover, forgetting to use my hotel room key for free entry. The doorgirl was adorable, even accidently flashing me a quick upskirt as she sat on her stool in a short tight dress.

One of my friends ran a tab for us, and after three beers each, the total was $63, so imports and domestics were $7, and there were no unexpected charges. We were all low on cash, and didn't stop at an ATM on the way. Since Deliliah's doesn't have an ATM, when one of my friends wanted to get some dances, he had to get Delilah Dollars with his credit card. There was a 20% surcharge (each $20 DD cost $24), and the dancer cashes it in for less than $20. My buddy was so infuriated with club's greed that he gave me his last unspent $20 DD, since he swore he would never go back. He only spent $20 or $40 on dances - if they had an ATM with a reasonable fee, then customers could get plenty of cash to spend in the club. Instead, the club made a couple bucks, but lost out on the additional money we would have spent, and lost at least one customer's future business.

There was a decent crowd after the Phillies' game. We took a table in the elevated area away from the stage, the only place we could get three seats together. Pretty soon, we each had a girl sitting on our laps. They were all hot, and we all got dances from our girls, while they tried to upsell us to the champagne room. The first girl to sit herself down with me immediately started talking about her year-old son, and offered more fun in the lapdance room than she would actually deliver.