Quality of day-shift dancers seems to...

Quality of day-shift dancers seems to have plummeted. Out of about 15 dancers that I saw, only one (Nicole, IIRC) didn't look like she needed to go to Ethiopa to fatten up. Tipped her on-stage, then got a couple dances from her. Same SS that a lot of dancers say here -- "the dances upstairs are better" -- they're also twice as much and rarely any better. Decent bit of grindage, but she can't tell the difference between my abdomen and Mr Happy, so it was largely wasted. As she was getting dressed again, she said "That was pretty awesome, wasn't it?" WOW! Self-plug much? I paid her, thanked her, and got up and walked away. She was clearly stunned.