Echoing Yoda below....either you decide to...

Echoing Yoda below....either you decide to stay for couple of hours or leave after the first beer. Sadly, more often than not it's leave after the first beer. I visited about a week ago and it was "as expected" at 2PM. Dark, dirty, chubby dancers, but no cover. Not a bad place to sit near the "stage" (more like the coliseum where they sacrificed slaves to the lions!) and get stroked for a buck or two. I had two outright offers to visit the "fantasy booth" for extras during my first (and only) beer - both from fuglies. The only things more frightening than the two themselves were the prices they quoted. The place never fails to live up to their name, "Cheaters"!! But it's a good place to warm up for some of the other places in town.