I haven’t been to this place...

I haven’t been to this place is a few years. Spend most of my money at Ricks’s. It used to get pretty interesting here but there was a lot of public exposure a few years back. I thought they exercised the 4-foot rule but I guess not. Went in on a Saturday night. It wasn’t as busy as I expected. Looked like they did a major remodel since the last time I was there. A couple of TV screens on each side of the stage showing pornos. Reminded me of some clubs I’ve been to in other parts of the country. I didn’t have a lot of cash so the plan was to just sit back and watch. Well, the best laid plans. Was escorted back to the VIP lounge by a tall slanky enhanced blond. Paid my entry fee. I really hate that as soon as I sit down the waiterice comes by to hawk drinks for the dancer. Was asked by the dancer if I wanted a $20 or a $30. I said that I’d try the $20. She got me pretty worked up. Asked whatt the difference was between a $20 and a $30. She says 10 bucks. I walked out shortly after that.

Charlie Victor