First time ever in a Birmingham...

First time ever in a Birmingham club. Wasn't expecting much based on past reviews. Drove into the parking lot on a Sat night and the first thing I didn't see was mandatory valet parking. Actually I don't think they had valet at all, which seems to be a scam of all strip clubs.

Went inside and noted a clean club with a long runway stage and two smaller square stages. Girls ranged in age from 18-45 and 4-8 in looks. Some of the older women should have retired long ago. Most dancers just sat at tables with their regulars. I was at the club at least two hours and noted many patrons were sitting with the same dancers the whole time I was there.

Got lappers with 3 different girls. Lappers are done in a separate room off to the side. Room is pretty open and bouncer walks through frequently. The farthest any of the women would go was a little nipple in mouth. I was discouraged any time I tried to get near the g string. The club also has champagne rooms, but I had a feeling things wouldn't be better.