I am clueless as to how...

I am clueless as to how the hell I keep ending up at this club. After going to the Kenny Chesney concert, three of us decided to hit the clubs. Thankfully I witnessed an awesome lesson. Props to the door guy, he told us he wasn't going to charge us seeing as how there were only 3 girls working. He said there should be more in around 1am if we wanted to wait. I was ready to go instantly. There are 5 other clubs within 5-7 minutes, but we still went in. A round of three beers-$7, too be honest at a club that's a steal. The 3 dancers, who I caught none of their names, we will call Elephant, Hippo, and Stork were all sitting with other "customers", no one was dancing no music playing. After watching 4 or 5 guys leave before even getting a beer, the bartender yelled to play some music and for someone to dance. Stork went first. This girl had drawn on her chest with black light markers. This I can only assume was to try to distract us from the fact that she had no boobs. I am not talking small or tiny I am talking flat as flat can get. My friend walks up to tip her and she tries that whole put you head between her boobs and shake. WTF know your limitations, I would have laughed but it just seemed sad. Stork came around for tips, but no table dance or dollar dance maybe she is new to this game. We all gave her tips out of good sc etiquette. She actually just took the dollar out of my friends' hands she didn't walk around the table so they could tuck them. Hippo and Elephant were sitting with two gangsters, funny zero drinks on the table. These are two wannabe gansters/thugs talking loud making a scene acting like fools. Both dancers went up to the stage at the same time. Four minutes of down on all fours shaking their giant asses and no one approached the stage. I kinda felt sorry for the stage, I began to wonder. What is the load limit? Has this thing been properly reinforced or at any moment am I going to hear a creaking sound followed by a loud snap. Mercifully their set ended, but again we are left with no music. My friend who was driving said that he was going to hit the head and then we were out. Hippo and Elephant head straight back to the thugs where little thug licks his middle finger and inserts it into hippo's ass. These two are trying to get the girls to leave with them and just walk out-- telling them they will take care of them. You can tell the girls are considering it. A few seconds later, big thug calls them some "dumbass bitches" and the thugs get up and leave. The girls are heart broken and decided to finally come around and ask for tips. This was priceless point of the visit. No one was tipping them. The guy sitting right beside us told them to "piss off". He lectures them on how they sat for two hours with some wannabe thugs who never ordered a drink, bought them a drink, or a lap dance while they ignored everyone else in the club. They acted too good to give anyone else the time of day and now wanted a tip." He then exited to several patrons clapping. Hippo took this hard, I would have bet she was going to cry. She tells Elephant. "I figured they liked us. We was going to get paid. I jerked the one dude off and even let him put his finger in my ass but he only gave me two dollars all night." The girls approached the table and I can tell from my friend's grin this is going to go badly for the girls. When asked if we were tipping. He responds, "Hell yeah, we some big ass ballers baby. I will give you three bucks to jerk me off and I wont even try to stick anything inside you cause I am not sure I would want it back." OK time to go. I never support being disrespectful to women. I always tip and treat the ladies with respect, but sometimes you reap what you sow.