Ballpark Tavern
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1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*

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tuscl80
Jun 25, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

My review would overlap most of the other reviews here but I will try to present as much new info as possible. Decided to go there on day after seeing lot of reviews about mileage. My GPS was showing an incorrect place as destination, so had to stop by an adult store on the other side of the road and ask for directions :-). Its the old warehouse looking thing which is lit with lots of small bulbs. Yes, the parking lot looks little dark and unsafe but personally I think its lot more safer than it looks.

Went inside and as most reviews said its STINKS of smoke. The inside is more darker than you would see in most strip bars. Imported beer is $5. There were 5 dancers in all. 2-6,2-5, 1-4. For the kind of place it looked like I would not have expected more. Lot of people looked like old timers there. There were some antique looking CRT Tvs in there that looked very yellow. Everything in here looks dirty. Went to the restroom and found the floor flooded with water..ewwww.. Surprisingly found 2-3 couples there who seem to know each other. There were around 20-25 ppl in all and I think it was a big enough crowd for the place.

Coming to the most IMP part, its business as usual. The ladies dance on the floor for 2 songs and come over and collect the $s. its a rectangular bar with stools around it and floor in the middle. The floor was very dark. The dancers flashed their pus***s a lot more and longer than any other clubs I been to, but bcos the floor being very dark, it was not really visible well. I felt uncomfortable talking with the gals when I was on the bar stools. So after 2-3 beers, I went back and sat on one of the stools which is few feet away from the bar. One of the very chubby (little plumpy)and kinda cute dancers came over after her dance for tips and asked for a CD. I asked her what else will I get in there and she told me that she would give me a BJ for XX and on the top of that I need to pay 20 per song. I dont want to quote prices here, so sorry. It was a fair price for the job offered and I took it. Went in and there was this CD area which did not have a door and had 2 totally torn couches. The guy working over guards the entrance for you. Went in, opened my pants, she took it and in 2 songs I was done :-) and came a relieved man. So, if getting relieved is your first thing,then this is the place for you.If you want pretty gals and a clean place, stay out. I had to drive 40 mins to get here but it was well worth it.

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