In short, the safest bet of...

In short, the safest bet of the Cleveland clubs. You'll always find a girl you will like. If you want high-mileage dances there are better choices but girls are nude in private dances.

Most girls are 6-9 and can hold decent conversations. Dances are $10 for topless table dances, $20 or 3 for $50 for nude dances in private booths in the back. There is a VIP area but don't bother any more, more below. Some girls can get away with some decent contact but most will just give you a very good nude show. The rooms in the back are comfortable though darker than I'd like, but better than most. No alcohol is allowed in the back. The rest of the club is well laid out with an open feel and TVs for sports. The DJ is tolerable and song lengths are good. There is a bathroom attendant, but he's not too bad. Dance hustle is moderate to low and most take a polite 'No, thank you.' well. I have found drink hustle to be almost nonexistent. I've always had good drinks, food is really good for a strip club, better than some restaurants, and wait staff is usually good.

I moved to the Cleveland area two years ago and have become a bit of a regular but not to one girl. Recently management has been hiring a lot of girls, some good others very not; most are new to dancing. Unfortunately some of my favorites have gone missing. The questionable hiring has taken the dancers down from a 7.5 to a 6 on the low end and the club down a notch or two over all. The club is adhering to rules more so the VIP is topless only now due to the alcohol and not worth it any more.

I still have the best time at this club but with dancer and waitstaff turnover it has a different feel.