The NuDen is a GREAT place...

The NuDen is a GREAT place to play pool, and oh yeah, see women. It's the best strip joint at which I've ever blown soo much money. The women there are mmm mmmm good! This place even has two showers set up in the club (one in a lounge overlooking the main stage, and the other on the main stage itself) where the beautiful women like to get themselves wet. It's a great place to go to. Dances there are $20 a pop, but there worth it. Strippers go totally nude and will finger themselves inches away from your face if you want them too. And if you play your cards right, they'll let you touch them in places God only met to be treated nicely.

Signed,

One horny little bastard.