I stopped by a couple of...

I stopped by a couple of months ago not expecting much since this club has definitely gone downhill recently but I was surprised to meet a cute little freak (literally) on a leash who called herself Kaya. I've been coming back frequently to spend time (and usually my paycheck) with her in the skybox but the bartender told me she walked out one night last week, so I guess she went back to the Penthouse like she mentioned. Unless you're like me and go there just to see a specific girl, there's really no other reason to hang out there-you'll be constantly hounded by scary-looking strung-out dopeheads and third-trimester pregnant chicks. I wouldn't let most of those girls come near my dick without either a huge can of Lysol or a crucifix, seriously. After the night I saw a girl leave on a hospital stretcher with paramedics (another girl told me she OD'ed on pills), I can say that's the last time I'll ever stop by PT's Brooklyn.