We were in San Juan, Puerto...

We were in San Juan, Puerto Rico for one of my boy's bachelor party. I came on this very site to research strip clubs. After looking at the reviews, it was b/w Frenchy's and Deja Vu Girls. With the help of a cab driver, we picked this place. We went on a Thursday night during primetime. We have 14 guys in our party, so they were easily able to accommodate us. It was not that crowded, but we bought a bottle of vodka regardless. The girls start approaching you immediately to lure you to get a lap dance. Lap dances was only $30, pretty reasonable, just not Vegas prices. We purchased the stage lap dance for the bachelor and boy, was that entertaining!!! Hilarious! I'm sure its industry standard for stage lap dances, but these 2 strippers definitely made it fun. I forget how much it was, sorry! The bachelor hated it b/c he was used and abused, but us boys had a blast. I'm sure if he was on our side, he'd love it too. He was spanked, the stripper stepped on his lap w/ her spiked heels. She climbed all the way to the top and literally just fell on his lap at full speed! Needless to say, he was bruised as hell for the rest of the weekend. He also got spanked by the belt by one of the strippers to his ass and she held nothing back! Hilarious!!!!! They still gave good lap dances too! All in all, it was very fun.

We also purchased the bachelor a private lap dance and he did not complain. He did not go in great detail, but he said it was definitely fun and way more worth it than the stage lap dance! I, myself, got the special special treatment! It was $160 as this website had already stated. Pretty much it was whatever you wanted to do. I had the bustiest chick in the club. And she was smoking hot! It was awkward at first...but I got over it pretty quickly. Had "loads" of fun! Wish I could've lasted longer, but regardless, it was worth it!

Overall the girls at the club were pretty hot. I was expecting uglier chicks, but they were all pretty good looking!! All shapes and sizes, but overall, pretty cute girls. Smoking bodies! The stage show was fun. We were making it rain. I do feel that the reviews about the bouncers being pushy was very true. Constantly someone would walk up to my table and shake my beer to see if it was empty. That was annoying. I think the club was pretty clean. Its not the biggest club, but b/c we went on an off night, we were fine. Drinks were moderate, not too expensive, but also not very strong. Dancers worked their game, but weren't too pushy. We all had a great time and I doubt I'll be in Puerto Rico again, but if I was, I'd go back. The only complaint that I would have is be careful trying to find a cab on the way out. Unlike most other clubs, the club did not help us in any way. It was very sketchy getting a cab back to the hotel. I think we went into 2 un-licensed cabs; which in hindsight was VERY STUPID!!!! So just be careful about that. Otherwise, a great time for what we needed for a bachelor party!