This is a medium size establishment...

This is a medium size establishment in the middle of corn fields. Good free parking appears to be safe and secure. Clientele is mostly rural and well behaved. Maybe too well behaved (read: dull). Girls are 5 to 7 and not particularly enterprising. Hard to imagine why one would not drive up I-275 to the Detroit airport area where an evening can be so much more interesting. Maybe it's because I was unknown to the local girls, but I spent most of the two hours there staring into space (stage show was often worse than space)and largely being ignored. The one girl that came over to speak with me would be a 5 to 6 on the Detroit scale. Not much of a conversationalist. I spent most of the time trying to figure out what to talk to her about. Every attempt I made to discuss a current topic reverted to her boyfriend problems, car problems, problems with other girls, problems with her pet dog. When she finally came around to asking me if I wanted a private dance, all I could think of was the likelihood of her complaining about me to her next customer. I bought her a mercy drink, excused myself and drove north out of the corn fields. The only good things I can say about this place is that the beer was cold and there were no concerns about safety.