Not too shabby until you realize...

Not too shabby until you realize you are minutes away from Canada strip clubs with hotter women and much better mileage.

I got a 15 min dance with a somewhat chunky brunette. She said I could touch her breasts, but she was so sweaty, I did everything I could to avoid them.

After she writhed awkwardly on my for ten minutes, wiping her sweat all over, I bolted from the club to escape the cigarette smell, mixed with desperation.