Holy CRAP!! If you like...

Holy CRAP!! If you like looking at a bevy of beautiful, nubile, naked nymphet’s(as I sometimes do). If you are just in the mood to be beguiled by sexy nude young women, without touching an inch of the miles of flesh laid before you, (as I was last night) then I believe you have found Nirvanna. However. . . If you are in the mood for groping, full contact lap grinding, or back room buggering, this is not the place for you. I took a buddy out last night and gave him the choice, groping and grinding, (Follies) back room action with chocolate candy, (Babes) or Cheetah. He chose Cheetah, due to lack of funds and wanting to see beauty. Off we went. Got there about 9:30 pm, 3buck valet, 10buck cover and in we went to be greeted by no less than 15 fully nude to mostly nude women on the lunch counters. I repeat… HOLY CRAP. It had been years since I’d been to Cheetah and didn’t remember it being this nice. A beautiful upscale facility where you are expected to look, ogle, leer, lick your eyebrows, whatever, just keep your mitts to yourself. A fun part is at 10pm when all the girls head backstage to put on their black “evening gowns” and do a parade. They try to make eye contact and then you signal them down for 2 for 1 table dancing. Nice deal, 20bux per guy and we had 4 beautiful naked women for us to do anatomy class on for two songs. Not bad. Total damages for our two hours of minor debauchery, about fifty bucks. Not too bad. They have VIP rooms, but was never offered or explained to me the prices. But by reading the previous reviews I wouldn't have partaken anyway. 200+ bucks for the chance of a little grinding is way too steep for this old southern boy. To spend that much I want a first class escort that will leave me near cardiac arrest. Next time I’ll follow up with a trip down one of the strolls and go home with even a bigger grin.