This place holds top honors among...

This place holds top honors among my SoCal clubs. It has pretty much what I'm looking for. And for me, with many clubs offering $20-25 lap dances, some with very low mileage, this place is heaven. I won't bore you with the standard "buy the lady a drink" complaints we all have. Where this club really outshines the competition is in the $10 laps, which have some awesome mileage. Of course there are some VIP choices, but I never partake. The $10 laps usually provide exactly what I'm looking for. And what's even nicer is that many dancers have little or no VIP upsell when you're in the $10 area. I love it. Many of the dancers, especially dayshift, are there to show you a good time. Unlike some clubs where most of the lapdancers are all about the mechanical grind, and seem to intentionally avoid anything that might result in any sort of happiness on your part. The dayshift quality is variable, although there are some real gems. Often you'll get done with some VHM laps with a very hot dancer, and leave the place saying "Geez, a girl like that giving dances like that for only $10 each?". Of course there are the girls who spend too much time in the dressing room or BS'ing or texting, and there are times when you can't find an available dancer you want a lap from. But for me at least, it's usually a great time at the Bird. My most recent daytime trip was pretty awesome, as there were only a few customers and about 7 or 8 dancers. A couple of them were what I consider hot, and both stopped by and sat for a while. And both were adept at the Bird handshake, some free stickshifting to get me interested. And both seemed to like my loose shorts. I finally chose one, a very buxom brunette I hadn't seen before, and we went to the $10 area where we were all alone. After a couple of laps she really turned it on, and after the next dance I was done. I left the place saying to myself "Damn, all that, with a hot girl, for less than $50 !!" I love this place.