Well, my first words would be...

Well, my first words would be that if you like hot eastern European women (as I do) then you will be happy with this club. The women here are uniformly white, blonde or brunette and leggy. Most beautiful in the 8-10 range and uniformly happy to chat. The club itself has low ceilings and has limited sight lines compared to what I am used to in Miami as well as darker (poorly lit) than I would prefer. For me the quality of the talent more than compensates.

Lap dance are $20 per song and mileage is reasonable. The contact is relatively reliable and while the dances are topless the girls will sometimes censor you for hands over the breasts. No offers of extras but wasn't looking for any either. Main con - Drinks are expensive $15-16 for house vodka and the real pain - no ice water - bottle only and $10 a pop at that!

Overall I would say a really solid bet if you love beautiful Eastern European women and are happy to have them grind against your groin for $20 per song until you run out of money ;)