Interesting place. All the girls...

Interesting place. All the girls working were parading on and off the stage when I arrived, so I got a quick glance at who was there, and a petite brunette named Morgan sat down next to me (not on me, which I sometimes find a little off-putting) and introduced herself. We tried a topless lap dance in their private dance area, which was during a two-for-one at $20. I was interested to see what else occurs there, and we went next door to the Wet Spot and had drinks. You can read elsewhere about this arrangement to get around the full-nude/alcohol laws, but it pretty much works.

We returned and I decided to spring for a $150 half-hour couch dance with Morgan. About half the "couch" is hidden from view, and the built-in payment devices, which also serve as timers, take away any anxiety about watching the clock, wondering if you're being ripped off, etc. So I kind of like that.

The dance was more relaxing than thrilling, but Morgan has a very tight body and was a pleasure to watch and feel. She allowed my hands to roam quite a bit, which was a pretty new experience for me in the L.A. area, so that was nice.