I had a weekend getaway to...

I had a weekend getaway to Tucson and figured I'd stop in to TD's East. It is extremely dark when you first walk in and I rarely experience that reaction when I go to strip clubs so it took a while for me to get comfortable, strike one. The waitress was extremely slow getting drinks and I can't imagine why since the club had about 6 customers when I got there. Strike two!

As I surveyed the dancers, uh oh!!! Silicone Valley was seen with the first 3 dancers onstage so you know I wasn't too happy about that! What a shame because 2 of them had really pretty faces but my rule never changes, I don't dance with the fakies! A fourth dancer came on stage and thankfully she was natural and had a nice frame so I decided to call her over and we made nice convo. We ended up "negotiating" a $15 a song VIP dance which I thought was OK since normally they're $20 so I figured what the hell. I didn't like the VIP room at all. It was too bright with the television they had blaring, that's right a television in the VIP room, how stupid! Also, the couches were all arranged so that there really wasn't any privacy when getting a dance, strike three! She did allow good two-way touching though so it wasn't a complete loss. After a couple dances, I said "peace out"! I won't be coming back here that's for sure. I headed over to Curves and had a much better time.