Of course this is the infamous...

Of course this is the infamous Cheater's so I'm probably not adding anything new. Went with a buddy at around 9pm on a Saturday. Busy, parking lot packed. Big, roomy club. Sort of roadhouse feel. I was more at home than my friend. Got our drinks (one drink minimum and 5$ cover per person). Usual assorted dancers milling around, white, woc, fat, skinny, just right. One chick with huge tits was sitting near the bar and we kept exchanging looks but she didn't come over---couldn't tell why. But I was trying to avoid getting too into it as I knew it would make my friend uncomfortable---I'm more likely to go for the private room then just sit and drink a beer, esp when in RI, where I've had great luck at Club Desire. Anyway, we set up at the stage and fed dollar bills to a coupla girls, one white with a hot bod and one black chick with an unbelievable ass and tits. She was tiny, maybe 5', like a mini-playboy bunny type bod. She went right for some regulars after her time on stage, though. A very sexy black girl came over and was very touchy feely, saying anyhting could happen upstairs, asking my visibly nervous friend if he wanted to watch the two of us (me and her) fuck. She was hot and did a good moan, fake-O while rubbing against me at the bar. We both tipper her a couple of bucks, but when she realized we weren't game for anything more she vanished. Ah well. We finished our drinks and left. A nice diversion for an hour and I'll be back next time I'm through Prov, hopefully alone and properly funded!