I stopped in shortly after the...

I stopped in shortly after the club opened, at 3:00. There was one "dancer" working (the bartender and another staff member were complaining about others who had been scheduled but didn't show). Said "dancer" never actually danced, which is understandable given the lack of relief. She came over to me and we chatted for a while. She was maybe early forties, a little too skinny, and openly smoking although it is illegal in Ohio bars. She never offered any services or lapdance of any kind, and remained in her bikini. I drank a beer while we had a rather pleasant, friendly conversation, and then I left in search of greener pastures. It was less like a strip club and more like meeting an older woman in a bar. The only thing I can say to recommend this place in the afternoon is that there was no cover and my beer was cheap, so it didn't cost much to check the place out.