After reading some awesome reviews online...

After reading some awesome reviews online about this place, I figured I'd check it out since it also happened to be a relatively short distance away. What a huge mistake! First, the neighborhood is pretty seedy, and upon walking in you get that creepy feeling that only creepy strip clubs can give you. I came with my gf and my brother (both know I am a dancer, and was doing research ;)) and we sat down and had some watery cokes. The music was soo quiet, that it added to the eerie effect. There was a couple broke ass vatos to my left, a sad fat dude in the front. The place is rather small and feels claustrophobic. According to my brother, some girl made her asshole wink onstage (!). I bought him his first lapdance, and he came back traumatized. It was from a white girl with dreads. He said she kept trying to get him to be more involved, and rubbed her stinky ass all over his shirt. Even though I paid for the dance, he came out of it pissed cuz he was so grossed out and demanded we go home because his shirt smelled like shit. He insisted she just came out from going number two. Eww. Needless to say I won't be coming back as a patron, or a potential dancer.