Arrived on a Thursday afternoon around...

Arrived on a Thursday afternoon around 1:45 after the club opened at noon.

When I walked it there was a grumpy girl welcoming you to the club and taking the cover charge ($5). After asking if I want to buy a VIP card I was told that the bartender would keep great company until dancers arrived. When the girl and manager next to her confirmed there were no dancers for another 45 minutes I left.

A word of advice based on this experience: even though the club opens at noon don't show up until a few hours after because there will be no girls. This was not the first time this has happened to me, either.