Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant
Closed
252 W 43rd St New York, NY 10036

I was in the city for...

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WhalesVirginia
May 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I was in the city for the day and did not feel like going home just yet. So I stopped into the club at around 6PM after getting a free pass from off the street. Immediately upon entering I felt like a cow being herded along by the staff. I was told I have to order something at the bar. I don't like drinking so I got a bottled water for $4. It tasted like it was tap water from Chernobyl. After drinking it I saw some others who were heading down a ramp to another room. As soon as I made any movement toward there, some goon I will refer to as Gandalf told me I shall not pass until I had something from the bar. I pointed to my empty bottle at the bar as proof, so he begrudgingly let me pass. So I went down to the lower level expecting a crazy scene, but there was only one girl down there and no one on stage. I sat down and one of the waitresses asked me what I wanted. I told her nothing for right now. But apparently to sit down I need to order a minimum of two more drinks. So I stood up against the wall much to her disappointment. At this point, Gandalf came to see me again and told me I needed to order something else or he would send me back to the shadow, i.e. kick me out. A few minutes later I ordered another Chernobyl water and nursed it like you wouldn't believe.

Now a few more girls showed up. Of the girls there, there was a 7, a 9, and a bunch of 3-5s. Of course the 3-5s came up to me and usually blocked my view of the 7 and 9 on the stage. Eventually I got a lap dance from the 9, which is done right at your seat in full view of everyone. So there is no funny business at all allowed. Earlier I saw another customer get reprimanded for feeling a little boob. The dance itself was pretty well done, and at $20 is by no means overpriced. Afterwards I asked her about the champagne room and nearly fell out of my chair when I was told the prices. IIRC it is $300 for 15 minutes, $500 for 30, and $800 for an hour. The other places I have been to it is maybe $150-$200 for 30, and there is plenty of mutual contact. Here, I could tell that nothing special, or happy, would ever happen, so I declined. At this point I left. Overall, I would give the club a very low rating, maybe a 2-3. Average girls, no extras from the ladies, and an amazingly pushy staff.

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