Hit this place up on a...

Hit this place up on a saturday with a goal of paying hundreds of dollars to jizz in my pants in hopes of making me feel better about gettin dumped by a dumb slut. Totally logical right?! Well, mission accomplished! This place is always reliable for a hands on good time with a big brained stripper. It's no doubt better to come here during the day, when there are more spanish girls who, to me, seem born with an extra sex chromosome or something, it just has to be in their DNA to be extra slutty. This is a stark contrast to the hated Rooskies who will suck you dry of your money, but leave your ball bag filled with unreleased splooge. So my advice is go early and enjoy all Latin America has to offer before the place gets over run by the dreaded Rooskie!